Metro.co.uk is reporting that a neighbor saw a man having sex with a picnic table on several occasions. The site reports, “Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.” Mr. Price apparently screwed the table in broad daylight and is facing multiple indecency charges.”
This incident gives new meaning to: Screws Not Included. Insert Shaft, and, Clean Before Use.
Tags: garden furniture, outdoors, sex
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