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Japanese Penis Festival

July 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so!

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Annual Hōnen festival.

Full photo gallery at metro.co.uk

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Padre Pio Part Deaux

April 28th, 2008 · No Comments

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Italy’s Padre Pio, A controversial priest who died in 1968 having claimed to see the future and displaying..THE STIGMATA was just exhumed by the Catholic Church. And… IT’S A MIRACLE! He’s in remarkably good shape. If you ignore all the OBVIOUS SIGNS OF DECAY, and PUT A SILICON MASK over his face, he’s quite a presentable chap. The Church has already canonized him and now as part of it’s marketing efforts to increase tourism is putting him on display in a little glass..booth thing at the Capuchin friary in Southern Italy.
Check out the BBC News article about Padre Pio

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Syria Takes Umbrage

April 24th, 2008 · No Comments

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Syria’s government expressed outrage at the release of new photos of the non-existent nuclear facility that they were not building that was not destroyed by the Israelis. One anonymous source stated, “This is ridiculous! Why don’t the Jews trust us?!” The source went on to point out that they thought that since Iraq didn’t have weapons of mass destruction, that proved they didn’t have them either.

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Man Screws Table!

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

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Metro.co.uk is reporting that a neighbor saw a man having sex with a picnic table on several occasions. The site reports, “Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.” Mr. Price  apparently screwed the table in broad daylight and is facing multiple indecency charges.”

This incident gives new meaning to:  Screws Not Included. Insert Shaft, and, Clean Before Use.

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Meet The New Boss..Same As The Old Boss!

March 18th, 2008 · No Comments

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Newly sworn in N.Y. Governor Paterson held a press conference today to get something out of the way, he has had multiple extra marital affairs with women during his marriage to his current wife Michelle.  The editor guesses the one saving grace is that he had affairs instead of hiring  prostitutes. Michelle looks a little better than poor Mrs. Spitzer:

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