Metro.co.uk is reporting that two brothers are building a Jedi church..in Wales. Barney and Daniel Jones are avid Star Wars fans.

“It’s serious,” said Barney. “We will have teachings based on Yoda, the 900-year-old grand master, readings, essays submitted, meditation and relaxation, visualisation and discuss healthy eating.

The Jedi religion was originally a joke as a result of 400,000 people in Britain claiming their religion to be Jedi in the 2001 census.

The Anglesey order has 80 worshippers - whose uniform is head-to-toe black - but is growing daily, said Barney - who as a master wears brown hooded robes.

Here’s ten things Samuel L. Jackson might say at a Jedi Church Service:

10. Meditate!? I’ll give you something to meditate on Mother Fucker!
9. Get on my knees?? Do I look like a bitch??
8. That little green Mother Fucker better back off!
7. Hand me my prayer mat, it’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker” on it.
6. Mind if I have some of yo tasty ceremonial wine to wash this down?
5. Yeah.. I’m tryin’ to feel the fucking force, I’m tryin’ real hard.
4. Don’t you Mother Fucker’s ever take those helmets off??
3. Snakes?! I’m not gonna handle any Mother-Fucking snakes!
2. ..And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt..Don’t Interrupt Me Mother Fucker!
1. Say use the force again! I dare ya! I double dare ya Mother Fucker!

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